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[pricelesstears]

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CAN WE CAN WE

[bandagedfool]

[ Jouno receives a text on his day off, on a day when Dazai has Gone Out to wander the Down to get into trouble (his words, no one else's). Dazai, somehow, even without being home to bother him, does so with his terrible texting. ]

jouno jouno jouno jouno jouno jouno jouno jouno
i have a q!!!!!!!!!!

[pricelesstears]

What do you want

[bandagedfool]

i found this place...
right. and. i think it'd be super duper cool.........

[ Would he ever just get to the point in one message? ]

how would u, saigiku jouno,
like to work with ME, osamu dazai,
to ...!!!! drumroll pls................

[pricelesstears]

While I appreciate the invitation I'm not interested in working with you now or ever

[bandagedfool]

okokokok but hear me OUT jouno i swear this is actually an idea that would benefit both of us!!!!!!!!!! please!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ Says the man dragging it out... ]

there's this place in the Down called Delicto, used to be a detective's place!!! i was thinking... maybe we could open it back up!!!!
i need whatever dom im contracted with to say yes
and and and
this could be something fun!!! for the two of us!!!! and tetchou can work there too!!!

see, you'd own the place right
and then you'd make me the person RUNNING the place so u dont have to...

[pricelesstears]

Something like that would be a lot of hard work and we wouldn't have much leeway with the law here

[ But Dazai has a point -- it might be fun, not that Jouno would admit as much. And if he could give Tetchou something to do, similar to what they used to without him having to sacrifice his morals to be a Sin Guard... ]

If I promise to look into it will you leave me alone

[bandagedfool]

ok and? im bored, i could use something to do!!
and u gotta admit... something like this would keep me busy and out of ur hair 24/7

plus i know how to operate a detective agency. for the most part.

[ An address is sent over, probably of the abandoned office's current location. ]

ya! promise, 100%, i'd owe it to u to leave u alone (aside from when u want my attention ;) ;) ;))

[pricelesstears]

Do you
I was under the impression that you did almost no work at your old one

But as I said I'll look into it and let you know what I find out
I hardly care what you do

The winks are unnecessary

[ And also annoying to be read from his screen reader. Semi-colon parentheses semi-colon parentheses... ]

[bandagedfool]

while that might be the case!!!!!!!
people can change!!!!!

... thank u tho. i look forward to hearing u say yes hehehe